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Mon, 6-May-24 6:05 PM (6 minutes ago)
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You Matter! Unless you multiply by the speed of light... then you energy.
Sun, 5-May-24 6:14 PM (23 hours ago)
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Favorite song/genre.....can be 1 or as many as you like.... I know I have quite a few smile
If I was in a music quiz, I reckon I’d do okay(ish) covering most genres until the boy band questions.
(4 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
You can come in as many times as you like sexy smittens 💋...hi sunshine 🌞, hey sexy Agent 💋
(3 hours ago)
Artistic, Agent_K and smitten4u like this
Honorable mentions for Foo Fighters - Everlong, Faithless - Insomnia, and Massive Attack - Safe from Harm. Hmm needing a Massive Attack fix now!
(28 minutes ago)
Impossible to choose one song but a gentle is easy: 60s/70s soul
(15 minutes ago)
*genre
(14 minutes ago)
Sun, 5-May-24 11:53 PM (18 hours ago)
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Flowers anyone?
Peonies, please. smile
(14 hours ago)
I've seen a few this weekend. Orchids, all sorts.
(11 hours ago)
cant eat fekin flowers, bowl a froot thanx love
(9 hours ago)
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I’d take some tulips. I always have tulips in my house at this time of year.
(17 minutes ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 9:15 AM (8 hours ago)
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Three days of 9 hour training a day, I need a hot bath and a someone to massage my broken body 😂
Agent_K It feels like it 😂
(7 hours ago)
Agent_K and McPhallus like this
I hope you got paid double on a bank holiday
(2 hours ago)
Sadly this is my hobby not work!
(1 hour ago)
thehornywelshguy likes this
Ah cool worth every second then
(1 hour ago)
Wait, theres less than a million offers??
(35 minutes ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 8:28 AM (9 hours ago)
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Scheduled for another minor surgery on my boob. Admire them while you can raspberry
McPhallus, Fbvines and BryanP47 like this
They're not going anywhere!
(1 hour ago)
McPhallus likes this
Wishing you the best for your procedure!
(1 hour ago)
shaqila likes this
Thank you 😘
(1 hour ago)
Good luck, Shaq, I'm sure everything will go well,
(1 hour ago)
shaqila likes this
Thnx hun xxx It's been a big problem, so happy to finally get it sorted!
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 2:35 AM (15 hours ago)
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Thank you for liking my pics, but it would be nice if you would post a profile pic so I can see what you look like. Just sayin'.
Guernsey is known for its milk, not its tomatoes. Didn't your people tell you that?
(13 hours ago)
they were udderly irresponsible i guess
(13 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl and McPhallus like this
Indubitably.
(13 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
I've often wondered if people can tell the difference between my profile pic and the Grant Wood painting.I mean when people see the Grant Wood painting, do they say "Hey look, there's Lenny!"
(1 hour ago)
I honestly know some people here for ages and never knew what they looked like. Never cared either. But, I'm visible wink
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 5:36 AM (12 hours ago)
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Bank Holiday here in the UK.......(off to find pink suction dildo)
hotuk, anonymouspisces and Agent_K like this
Did you lose it somewhere?
(12 hours ago)
EmilyRay and theroyalcouple like this
Capt ..nath washed it and put in back elsewhere lol
(12 hours ago)
A classic bank holiday activity
(10 hours ago)
I didn’t know that Pink released a range of sex toys.
(9 hours ago)
bimarriedbottom likes this
Wonder if it would stick to the patio doors for in and out door use
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 1:40 PM (4 hours ago)
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Monday Needs a joke...
whip maybe 🤔
(3 hours ago)
Did you hear about the 1st restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food but no atmosphere.
(3 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
spank
(3 hours ago)
Thank you sunshine 🌞 spank
(2 hours ago)
I went down the local supermarket. I said: ‘I want to make a complaint – this vinegar’s got lumps in it.’ He said: ‘Those are pickled onions
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 3:02 PM (3 hours ago)
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Horny as usual but not getting lucky
Mon, 6-May-24 2:49 PM (3 hours ago)
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sissy for a MA. Male.
Mon, 6-May-24 1:44 PM (4 hours ago)
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I’m always incredibly flattered and turned on when I make Popular Male Verified. Thanks NN!
MellieK, Rick12111 and Mr_Vein like this
There's a lot of competition to get on the homepage, so it's well deserved Ohio🤝
(3 hours ago)
Ohioman_1979 likes this
I see that,congratulations handsome xxx
(3 hours ago)
Ohioman_1979 likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 2:17 PM (3 hours ago)
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I am looking for a lovely caring tactile guy or TV/TS for regular sexy fun, possible relationship xxxx
Might want to try notices or the TV/TG/CD site located at the top of this page.
(3 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 10:14 AM (7 hours ago)
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Robert DeNiro’s waiting…..
Relaxer and Rick12111 like this
Talking Italian...........
(7 hours ago)
Agent_K and Mr_Vein like this
I'm now thinking of Sara & Keren from Bananarama! 🥵🤗
(3 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
Fri, 3-May-24 4:15 PM (3 days ago)
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got a brand new haircut smile
I need a haircut
(1 day ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
I just need hair
(1 day ago)
Jersey__Girl and Laphroaigh like this
You've been approved, Laph...for what, I'm not sure, though wink
(15 hours ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
*hugs and kisses everyone for being awesome grin
(4 hours ago)
I’ll take the man hugs Laph
(3 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 1:28 PM (4 hours ago)
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Talking Heads drummers teasing us with hints at a possible reunion. I’d walk barefoot across broken glass to get a ticket for that gig.
Thu, 2-May-24 5:25 PM (4 days ago)
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That's all she talks about (He's wearing velvet pants, he's wearing velvet pants)
Fbvines and smitten4u like this
It's groovy, groovy It's groovy, I guess He's wearing velvet pants
(3 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
I'm guessing I've no clue what this is about
(3 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
It is a song
(3 days ago)
Ok
(3 days ago)
Propellerheads in my head. Cadence, wattage, its a groove thingI..
(5 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 9:29 AM (8 hours ago)
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Any ladies wanna char?
grill? blink
(8 hours ago)
xXSoloGhostXx likes this
I’m not a coffee drinker, so wouldn’t say no to a mug of char, unless of course, blokes are excluded.
(8 hours ago)
xXSoloGhostXx likes this
Supposed to say chat. We can grill too if yall want! 🔥🍔🌭
(7 hours ago)
yawl ... yawl ... what the f is it with awl this yawl crap by all yawl out there?????
(7 hours ago)
Lightly grilled artic char, with a dill butter sauce and sauteed new potatoes
(5 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 11:58 AM (6 hours ago)
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Laughing to myself because a Steely Dan song with the wrong lyrics, “Slappy, Don’t Use the Roomba” is stuck in my head. Have a great week NN
McPhallus, Agent_K and tugking70 like this
Mon, 6-May-24 10:41 AM (7 hours ago)
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I guess I cant spell chat. If you can figure out how to chat w/ me I dare you.
Tried the chat room? On occasion real women are there.
(7 hours ago)
xXSoloGhostXx and McPhallus like this
Im struggling with it on mobile 🫤 im trying 🤤
(7 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 12:15 AM (17 hours ago)
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Adele, not crazy crust but I thought of you while making pizza tonight. #foodporn
oooooooo food porn..thanks!
(17 hours ago)
😁
(17 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Looks delicious 😋
(15 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Looks delicious! Hi everyone!
(7 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 1:47 AM (16 hours ago)
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tried a new lasagna receipe in the instantpot..it burnt...but the bottle of lambrusco eased my dissapointment
McPhallus and smitten4u like this
Instant Pot is a pressure cooker -- and then some. It also sautés, slow cooks, makes rice and steams veggies and poultry. It's an all-in-one device
(11 hours ago)
MellieK, Agent_K and Rick12111 like this
I just need a new house. My fantasies have morphed into having a utility room and a garden 😂
(11 hours ago)
Rick12111 likes this
And morning lovely people!
(11 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
la sug na ... oh vomit vomit
(9 hours ago)
We have an Instant Pot. But we also have room to store it (barely). It has its uses but definitely not every day.
(7 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 8:35 AM (9 hours ago)
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What’s on the agenda for you gangsta’s today?
Just got home from hospital appt, so feet up and relax for me
(9 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
might cut me toe nails love
(9 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
*Hands the bolt cutters to Wodja
(8 hours ago)
Thunderstorms all day, whatever we do will be inside.
(7 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 3:04 PM (1 day ago)
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What want or need first brought you to the NN community?
RightOpenbill865 likes this
I had an epiphany.
(14 hours ago)
RightOpenbill865 likes this
what was the epiphany Jersey_Girl?
(12 hours ago)
Drunk and horny, got a taste of exhibitionism followed with a dose of self-esteem. The perfect medicine.
(12 hours ago)
McPhallus, tryin4fun and Agent_K like this
I wanted to find fakes love
(9 hours ago)
I’m not sure it was a want or need at the time. Someone pointed me in the right direction and I joined in the funn.
(8 hours ago)
xXSoloGhostXx likes this
Mon, 6-May-24 7:15 AM (10 hours ago)
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holiday in mallorca end of july so no more white bits for me just shame no female like to join me
Have you asked?
(10 hours ago)
i fink u mean Majorca blink
(9 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 11:03 PM (1 day ago)
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Finally had some sunshine here today. What does the sunshine do for you?
😂😂😂
(19 hours ago)
It brings out the cheeseburger birds.. you know the ones that say cheeeessseeeeburger
(18 hours ago)
McPhallus and Agent_K like this
It makes me want to go out and take photos.
(13 hours ago)
McPhallus and Agent_K like this
Gives me a reason to go outside.
(11 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
bit like mirrors an garlic crying
(9 hours ago)