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Mon, 6-May-24 9:41 PM (39 minutes ago)
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It is a cultures duty to take care of its elderly
smitten4u likes this
Agreed, but what if they were an asshole their whole life?
(22 minutes ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 9:16 PM (1 hour ago)
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According to the NYTimes, you can train for sex: High intensity cardio,Kegels,hip stretches,core exercises (planks as foreplay),5 min. yoga daily. You're welcome. *breathes heavily
That sounds exhausting 😂 heya JG 🌼
(53 minutes ago)
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''Eye of The Tiger'' by Survivor
(49 minutes ago)
Planks as foreplay?
(40 minutes ago)
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Mon, 6-May-24 8:58 PM (1 hour ago)
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Interesting conversation when your Mother asks what that new song is about and you have to explain it is about performing oral on a woman.
Jersey__Girl and smitten4u like this
OMG! I would never be able to say that to my mom.
(1 hour ago)
ksaint likes this
Hi JG. She hid her shock well.
(1 hour ago)
laugh
(1 hour ago)
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She may know more than you know.
(57 minutes ago)
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Mon, 6-May-24 8:12 PM (2 hours ago)
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Happy Monday, folks. I hope it's a pleasant start to the week.
Mon, 6-May-24 6:43 PM (3 hours ago)
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I began a new blog today . Subject the day I was bent over and fucked by my boss , making it one of my best and worst day of my life . In the
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I’ll be updating it daily hopefully will have it finished in a couple of days . Want to share it in hopes of helping someone else
(3 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 6:05 PM (4 hours ago)
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You Matter! Unless you multiply by the speed of light... then you energy.
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Mon, 6-May-24 3:02 PM (7 hours ago)
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Horny as usual but not getting lucky
Mon, 6-May-24 2:49 PM (7 hours ago)
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sissy for a MA. Male.
Mon, 6-May-24 2:17 PM (8 hours ago)
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I am looking for a lovely caring tactile guy or TV/TS for regular sexy fun, possible relationship xxxx
Might want to try notices or the TV/TG/CD site located at the top of this page.
(7 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 1:44 PM (8 hours ago)
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I’m always incredibly flattered and turned on when I make Popular Male Verified. Thanks NN!
I see that,congratulations handsome xxx
(7 hours ago)
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I’m always flattered if someone says hello🤣
(1 hour ago)
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Hello ksaint
(1 hour ago)
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Hello, saint. xx
(1 hour ago)
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Congrats, Ohio. smile
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 1:40 PM (8 hours ago)
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Monday Needs a joke...
Did you hear about the 1st restaurant to open on the moon? It had great food but no atmosphere.
(7 hours ago)
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spank
(7 hours ago)
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Thank you sunshine 🌞 spank
(6 hours ago)
I went down the local supermarket. I said: ‘I want to make a complaint – this vinegar’s got lumps in it.’ He said: ‘Those are pickled onions
(6 hours ago)
Masochist begged a Sadist to whip him, Sadist said 'no'....
(3 hours ago)
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Mon, 6-May-24 1:28 PM (8 hours ago)
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Talking Heads drummers teasing us with hints at a possible reunion. I’d walk barefoot across broken glass to get a ticket for that gig.
Saw David Byrne in 2018 Royal Concert Hall Glasgow. Great gig, still had the voice & moves then, so I'd be hopeful a reunion gig would be good
(1 hour ago)
That’d be incredible.
(52 minutes ago)
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I'm walking with K for the ticket 👣
(26 minutes ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 11:58 AM (10 hours ago)
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Laughing to myself because a Steely Dan song with the wrong lyrics, “Slappy, Don’t Use the Roomba” is stuck in my head. Have a great week NN
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Mon, 6-May-24 10:41 AM (11 hours ago)
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I guess I cant spell chat. If you can figure out how to chat w/ me I dare you.
Tried the chat room? On occasion real women are there.
(11 hours ago)
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Im struggling with it on mobile 🫤 im trying 🤤
(11 hours ago)
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Mon, 6-May-24 10:14 AM (12 hours ago)
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Robert DeNiro’s waiting…..
Relaxer and Rick12111 like this
Talking Italian...........
(11 hours ago)
Agent_K and Mr_Vein like this
I'm now thinking of Sara & Keren from Bananarama! 🥵🤗
(7 hours ago)
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Mon, 6-May-24 9:29 AM (12 hours ago)
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Any ladies wanna char?
grill? blink
(12 hours ago)
xXSoloGhostXx likes this
I’m not a coffee drinker, so wouldn’t say no to a mug of char, unless of course, blokes are excluded.
(12 hours ago)
xXSoloGhostXx likes this
Supposed to say chat. We can grill too if yall want! 🔥🍔🌭
(11 hours ago)
yawl ... yawl ... what the f is it with awl this yawl crap by all yawl out there?????
(11 hours ago)
Lightly grilled artic char, with a dill butter sauce and sauteed new potatoes
(10 hours ago)
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Mon, 6-May-24 9:15 AM (13 hours ago)
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Three days of 9 hour training a day, I need a hot bath and a someone to massage my broken body 😂
I hope you got paid double on a bank holiday
(6 hours ago)
Sadly this is my hobby not work!
(6 hours ago)
thehornywelshguy likes this
Ah cool worth every second then
(5 hours ago)
Wait, theres less than a million offers??
(4 hours ago)
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Come get in the spa, then do a soak in the pool.
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 8:35 AM (13 hours ago)
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What’s on the agenda for you gangsta’s today?
Just got home from hospital appt, so feet up and relax for me
(13 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
might cut me toe nails love
(13 hours ago)
Agent_K likes this
*Hands the bolt cutters to Wodja
(12 hours ago)
Thunderstorms all day, whatever we do will be inside.
(11 hours ago)
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Mon, 6-May-24 8:28 AM (13 hours ago)
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Scheduled for another minor surgery on my boob. Admire them while you can raspberry
McPhallus, Fbvines and BryanP47 like this
They're not going anywhere!
(5 hours ago)
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Wishing you the best for your procedure!
(5 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Thank you 😘
(5 hours ago)
Good luck, Shaq, I'm sure everything will go well,
(5 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Thnx hun xxx It's been a big problem, so happy to finally get it sorted!
(5 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 7:15 AM (15 hours ago)
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holiday in mallorca end of july so no more white bits for me just shame no female like to join me
Have you asked?
(15 hours ago)
i fink u mean Majorca blink
(13 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 5:36 AM (16 hours ago)
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Bank Holiday here in the UK.......(off to find pink suction dildo)
A classic bank holiday activity
(14 hours ago)
EmilyRay likes this
I didn’t know that Pink released a range of sex toys.
(13 hours ago)
bimarriedbottom and EmilyRay like this
Wonder if it would stick to the patio doors for in and out door use
(6 hours ago)
EmilyRay likes this
Omg I love this idea!!!
(2 hours ago)
thehornywelshguy likes this
Love the pic of you stuck her to the bottom of the bathroom beautiful view of your ink…have you ever thought of put the toilet lid down and sticking her to it?
(2 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 4:58 AM (17 hours ago)
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sissy for MA. male.
Mon, 6-May-24 2:46 AM (19 hours ago)
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Well that was a fun time, now to resume normal service?
Glad you had fun, Kiwi. Yes, please.
(18 hours ago)
Normal is boring
(14 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 2:35 AM (19 hours ago)
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Thank you for liking my pics, but it would be nice if you would post a profile pic so I can see what you look like. Just sayin'.
Guernsey is known for its milk, not its tomatoes. Didn't your people tell you that?
(18 hours ago)
they were udderly irresponsible i guess
(17 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl and McPhallus like this
Indubitably.
(17 hours ago)
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I've often wondered if people can tell the difference between my profile pic and the Grant Wood painting.I mean when people see the Grant Wood painting, do they say "Hey look, there's Lenny!"
(5 hours ago)
I honestly know some people here for ages and never knew what they looked like. Never cared either. But, I'm visible wink
(5 hours ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 2:30 AM (19 hours ago)
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Someone let me cam with their wife?
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