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Fri, 26-Apr-24 8:19 AM (10 days ago)
Thank you for all your lovely messages. Looks like I’m going to have to post more pictures to get my yellow shield back 😆 x
You've made a good start already, posting your lovely smile for us all and a new sexy profile pic of that delicious firm arse. Missed you being around. xx
(9 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Thu, 25-Apr-24 12:35 AM (11 days ago)
The longer I live, the more convinced I am that Earth is being used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
.. Hows The Day going for you ? 
Wed, 1-May-24 11:07 PM (4 days ago)
I am sending out a big thank you to everyone who has taken a stroll through my gallery. I thank you for your kind words and likes. I send you hugs or fist pumps. 
Thnaks for sharing, you have some beautiful artistic pictures in your gallery
(3 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Mon, 29-Apr-24 5:47 PM (7 days ago)
Heading to tattooed to honor a fallen friend. Fuck cancer! Hug your friends and tell them you love them.
Sat, 27-Apr-24 1:19 AM (9 days ago)
Just in case you didn't know, I'm a gardener. I always know it's spring when dirt falls out of my bra at the end of the day.
Thu, 25-Apr-24 6:51 AM (11 days ago)
Seriously people! We need 1 photo, maybe 2 max… They’re all the bloody same!!
Fri, 26-Apr-24 7:28 PM (10 days ago)
Taking a certain someone to meet the parentals tomorrow. Is nervous!!
Tue, 23-Apr-24 7:19 PM (13 days ago)
There is never a need for you to leave a derogatory remark on someone's uploads. In fact, it's against the rules and you've been reported. Btw, don't let that jealousy turn to hatred. 🖕🏽🖕🏽
Pathetic. And from a person(?) who's been here months with no profile information or photos to share. If someone could be banned for such behavior then I hope that happens. Good riddance!
(13 days ago)
One suspects thats how they get their jollies and it makes their 2 inch pecker feel bigger………
(12 days ago)
If someone posts a pic and is silly enough to ask the question "Do you like what you see?" We reserve the right to always say no if infact we don't like.
(12 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
RC, we didn't ask. Also there's a difference in saying you don't like something and just being a dickhead with a remark.
(12 days ago)
Thu, 2-May-24 7:21 AM (4 days ago)
Good morning all you sexy people! So we're currently sitting at 99,903 profile views. We'd like to do something to say thanks when we hit 100,000, so grab that screenshot if you are the one!
Risingmoonsunset's pic was a screenshot of our profile at 100,000 views and we had no problem with them using it.
(2 days ago)
Happy to see Risingmoonsunset's pic has been reinstated! 
(2 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Mon, 29-Apr-24 11:03 PM (6 days ago)
I have a bunch of boxes.. Each box has some hugs in there.. all kinds too.. Bear hugs, timed hugs, and some random ones. Yours for the taking.
*steals all the boxes
(6 days ago)
Best not underestimate SEB..She not kidding ! .... 
(6 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Timed hugs? Like when I'm hugging a close friend and whether I want to or not, something moves between that makes me break the hug out of politeness?
(6 days ago)
WendySilvia likes this
Mon, 29-Apr-24 1:57 AM (7 days ago)
It is not allowed.. and deeply frowned upon to post pictures of anyone but yourself.. especially without permission..
Tue, 23-Apr-24 12:51 PM (13 days ago)
Why is it called morning wood, when it should be called breakfast in bed?
Fri, 3-May-24 9:03 PM (2 days ago)
Barbie never gave me poor body image. She taught me you can’t reattach your head once it’s been removed from the body.
Verification pics are the hottest.......
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(2 days ago)
Fri, 3-May-24 2:51 PM (3 days ago)
it must be nice to be so proud of your cock that you feel the need to post 20 near identical pics of it several times a week.
gives impression of movement if you browse them quickly
(3 days ago)
when they're waiting for approval and I see a wall of cock, I just usually think "nope" and leave it for some other poor soul. It's so demotivating.
(2 days ago)
Mentor___01 likes this
Tue, 23-Apr-24 7:07 PM (13 days ago)
Wondering about technology in another 25 years. Will NN project me having sex as a hologram into your room?
Tue, 23-Apr-24 10:54 AM (13 days ago)
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it! It's spam.
Mon, 29-Apr-24 10:57 AM (7 days ago)
Adam & Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions!
Sun, 5-May-24 8:09 PM (23 hours ago)
Bought an English Cucumber at the store.They come wrapped in plastic here. I showed my Mrs. and said look its a vegidildo in a condom....sometimes (most of the times) she fails to appreciate my humor
Sat, 4-May-24 9:37 PM (1 day ago)
Never ceases to amaze me how often men here comment on women’s photos using the third person “her” as if the woman is just a passive subject, rather than the active poster of the photo.
I object as a poor, defenceless, little woman who can’t quite work out how to use these new fangled camera things and the interweb 😜
(1 day ago)
Fri, 3-May-24 12:48 PM (3 days ago)
Mmmm…. Watching people fucking gets me wet!! I love cumming while watching them fuck!!!!!!
Sun, 28-Apr-24 3:13 PM (8 days ago)
I'm absolutely speechless and overwhelmed from all of your comments if I could I truly would love to be with everyone
Your beautiful pictures make me speechless and overwhelmed
(7 days ago)
MarilynMonroeFanCH likes this
Well deserved, you've got some really hot pics
(7 days ago)
Likes the way youve embraced the place.
(7 days ago)
Mon, 6-May-24 2:35 AM (17 hours ago)
Thank you for liking my pics, but it would be nice if you would post a profile pic so I can see what you look like. Just sayin'.
they were udderly irresponsible i guess
(15 hours ago)
Sun, 28-Apr-24 10:52 AM (8 days ago)
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes!...She hugged me.😂
Wed, 24-Apr-24 5:26 AM (12 days ago)
We have updated what we used to call the "mobile" site today. It is now not just for mobiles, but for tablets and desktops too. If you prefer the older style site, be sure to include "www" in the URL
Tue, 23-Apr-24 8:42 PM (12 days ago)
Life is an attitude...if you don't like your life then change your attitude!
I was accused of being too cheerful! I find no reason to be grumpy...you know what they say about flies and honey!
(12 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
too cheerful? We need way more people like you in the world, Ida.. Hugs
(12 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Lenny you are making me want to haul my Choose life shirt out of my 80's drawer
(12 days ago)
Fri, 3-May-24 9:11 PM (2 days ago)
close to 800 pictures to go through. Coastal in the morning and then woodland in the afternoon, was a great day.
Thu, 2-May-24 3:59 PM (4 days ago)
Status: Well, there better be some chocolate, some bourbon, and some fuckin this weekend or someone is going to be CRANKY. Just saying.
hope ya pick up a good fuck
(3 days ago)
Wed, 1-May-24 3:54 PM (5 days ago)
Gary was devastated when his fiancée broke it off. Even more so when the surgeon said he couldn't sew it back on ☺️
Lorena Bobbitt still getting around then?
(4 days ago)
blast from the past name right there, Royal..
(4 days ago)
Wed, 1-May-24 2:12 PM (5 days ago)
To all men here, I wished it would be possible to answer on all comments on my pics. I would do it!
Totally understand. I bet you're flooded with comments!
(5 days ago)
MarilynMonroeFanCH likes this
All men here should be thanking you for posting all the pictures of your beautiful body!!! Thank you 🙏
(4 days ago)
MarilynMonroeFanCH likes this
Tue, 30-Apr-24 10:53 AM (6 days ago)
My wife is like a bottle of ketchup, she is sweet, she is delicious to eat and sometimes you need to turn her upside down and bang her on the kitchen counter.🤪
"Finally it has happened to me right in front of my face"
(6 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Mon, 29-Apr-24 11:25 PM (6 days ago)
69K profile views. I don't know if I should feel special or dirty 🤣
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Sat, 27-Apr-24 2:30 PM (9 days ago)
Swapping cum while slow kissing is a maaaassssssive turn on 🥰💦😍 happy saturday everyone of you horny people ❤️
I agree totally, I think it’s hot as fuck. Wife does not care for it. 😢
(8 days ago)
Couple69slutz likes this
It’s not my wife’s thing but as our pics demonstrate, she’s very accommodating! 😁
(8 days ago)
Couple69slutz likes this
Sat, 27-Apr-24 7:30 AM (9 days ago)
Good morning all you sexy people! Hope you are having an awesome weekend!
Wed, 24-Apr-24 10:58 PM (11 days ago)
Always love licking my wet fingers! I taste soooooo good!!
Mon, 6-May-24 12:15 AM (19 hours ago)
Adele, not crazy crust but I thought of you while making pizza tonight. #foodporn 
Sat, 4-May-24 12:59 AM (2 days ago)
Well, my friends, the time has come...To raise the roof and have some fun....Throw away the work to be done ......Let the music play on....play on..........
play on...play on...play on....etc.
(2 days ago)
All night long, all night...All night, all night..All night long, all night.. All night, all night. All night long, all night.... All night, all night...All night long!
(2 days ago)
Fri, 3-May-24 12:16 AM (3 days ago)
Today I learned there are people out there making jewelry from sperm
Wed, 1-May-24 6:45 AM (5 days ago)
Who remembers EmilyAndNathan? They where around a couple of years ago...well Emily is back. EmilyRay
Ahh thanks for the welcome back Capt, and for encouraging it hahahha xx
(5 days ago)